I once saw a suit of armour in a castle that someone actually lives in. I came round the corner, and there it was, big as life. Or small as life, actually. I almost fainted. What would it be like to go downstairs in the middle of the night and find the armour outside, having a smoke? Don’t think Alice’s suit of armour would stand up on its own the way those old suits of armour do.

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I never thought i would say that about armour.