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Room full of testosterone

Posted by Anne on March 10th, 2010

Looking for sitcom scenes for a grammar exercise on reported speech (yeah, really), I wound up spending the morning watching selections from “Two and a Half Men“. Didn’t find a scene that works perfectly for that purpose, perhaps because they’re all so good it’s hard to cut them short. The scene I’m using – it’s short, the situation is clear, the language is easy – is just a bit mysogynist: Thinking a woman doesn’t even know how to do a pregnancy test? Oh, come on, give me a break! But it’ll do. (And I’m still laughing.) The exercise is making a straightforward summary of the dialogue, viz: He told him that… He asked her what… She told him she was… He said she should… She said she was… He told her to… She said she couldn’t… etc. Should work.

But the series certainly isn’t misogynist overall. I’m a big fan. And in my video trawling session this morning I found this one scene that may be atypical, but it’s just so incredibly, unbelievably, extraordinarily good. Sean Penn, Elvis Costello and Harry Dean Stanton join Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer in a support group exclusively for burnt out tough guys, getting softer with age. For the aging tough guys in my life. You rock.

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Kathryn Bigelow

Posted by Anne on March 8th, 2010

The Iraq War drama The Hurt Locker won best picture on Sunday at the Oscars, and Kathryn Bigelow won best director. Kathryn Bigelow on filming her character studies: “Hurt Locker’s about humanity. It’s about friendship and comeraderie in an absolutely hellish environment, and I think that’s universal, that’s not necessarily gender specific. I’m making a movie about a conflict that is still ongoing. And I think it’s important to be as accurate and authentic and factual and reality-based as you possibly can.” She sounds very nice and clear-headed. Have any of you seen this film?

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Grammar Guru: Ugh, renovation!

Posted by Anne on March 6th, 2010

I hate renovating, and try to avoid it every year. So both of these options are nothing I’d look forward to. But they might be necessary. Which one uses correct grammar?

If we were to renovate our flat, I’d have to take a week off.
If we would renovate our flat, I’d have to take a week off.

Do any of you have to make changes around the house this year?

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OK Go: This Too Shall Pass

Posted by Anne on March 5th, 2010

The new OK Go video doesn’t have them dancing. Instead, it’s all a fantastic machine of falling dominoes and rolling marbles and levers moving handles to open latches, tipping seesaws that release springs to shoot balls into the air that, falling, trigger further chain reactions, like water running through tubes and pouring into vessels that in turn drop to tug on strings that draw back curtains…. Is any human power at all going into the machine after that initial push? Do you like any specific parts of the machine especially? I love the final shot (hehehe). Thanks Christian (via Kai Müller/stylespion.de). 3.279.913 views at posting.

You know you can’t keep lettin’ it get you down
And you can’t keep draggin’ that dead weight around
If there ain’t all that much to lug around
Better run like hell when you hit the ground
When the morning comes
You can’t stop these kids from dancin’
Why would you want to?
Especially when you’re already gettin’ yours
‘Cause if your mind don’t move and your knees don’t bend
Well don’t go blamin’ the kids again.
When the morning comes
Let it go, this too shall pass
(You know you can’t keep lettin’ it get you down)
(No, you can’t keep lettin’ it get you down)

Directed by James Frost, OK Go and Syyn Labs. Produced by Shirley Moyers. The official video for the recorded version of “This Too Shall Pass” off of the album “Of the Blue Colour of the Sky”. The video was filmed in a two story warehouse, in the Echo Park neighborhood of Los Angeles, CA. The “machine” was designed and built by the band, along with members of Syyn Labs over the course of several months.

PS: Sorry, editing in the making of:

extra viral song video of the week – englisch lernen mit liedern

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Second graders

Posted by Anne on March 4th, 2010

Joan sent me a presentation with quotes from German second graders. Most of them are mondegreens that won’t work in English, but I’ve translated some of the others into English for fun:

Garden gnomes have red hats so they don’t get mowed down.
Men can’t get married to men because then who would wear the wedding dress?
Life insurance is the money you get if you survive a fatal accident.
Daddy won the prize for best rabbit at the animal show.
My parents buy the grey toilet paper because it’s already been used, and that’s good for the environment.
Adopting is actually better. Then parents get to choose their own kids and don’t have to take what they get.
Adam and Eve lived in Paris.
During the week God lives in Heaven. On Sunday he goes to church.
The northern and the southern hemispheres turn in opposite directions.
Cows have to walk slowly so they don’t spill their milk.
Worms can’t bite because they’ve got tails at both ends.
A peach is like an apple with a rug on it.
If you eat mad cows, you’ll get ISDN.
Fishsticks are long dead. They can’t swim.
I haven’t been baptized, but I’ve been vaccinated.
When people stopped being monkeys, they became Egyptians.
The train came to a grinding halt and the passengers emptied themselves onto the platform.
The whole world listened when Luther posted his 95 prostheses on the door of the church in Wittenberg.
Spring is the first of the seasons. In spring chickens lay eggs and farmers lay potatoes.
A circle is a round square.
The Earth turns 365 days a year. Every four years the year takes an extra day to finish, and that just happens to be in February. I don’t know why that is. Maybe it’s because it’s so cold in February, which makes it a little harder.
The pig is one of the most useful animals there is. You can use everything from the pig, all of it front to back for meat, its hide for leather, its bristles for brushes, and its name for a bad word.