Rugby Lions Training

Ok, lads, you’ve got a big game coming up, so get your heads down and get some rest.

Two Englishmen are standing on a corner…

… when a woman drives up. She asks, “Sprechen Sie Deutsch?” “No, sorry, I don’t.” “¿Habla español?” “I’m afraid not, sorry.” “Parlez-vous français?” “Unfortunately, no, not a word.” Frustrated, she drives off. So one guy says to the other, “Hey, maybe we should learn a foreign language.” “What a waste of time,” says the other. […]

It’s your lucky day

“To All Staff Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy in the country since last Christmas, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be […]

Verhörhammer

Hee hee hee hee, it sounds like Kate Bush sings “Ich steh’ im Café und hab Hunger” (listen to it: Bayern3) and ACDC sing “Mach ma n Kreis” (listen Bayern3). And in reality? Supposedly Kate sings “It’s me, I’m Cathy. Come home. I’m…”  and the boys sing “My mind raced”. Kann ja jeder sagen.

Japanese banking issues & winter fashion

Joan sent me this: “Following the problems in the financial sector in the US, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that the Karaoke […]