Riddles upside down

A man went on a trip on Friday, stayed for 2 days and returned on Friday. How is that possible?
Answer: ¡ǝsɹoɥ ɐ sı ʎɐpıɹɟ

What has 4 wheels and flies?
Answer: ¡ʞɔnɹʇ ǝƃɐqɹɐƃ ɐ

What did the fish say when he hit the side of his glass bowl at 50 miles per hour?
Answer: “˙uɯɐp”

Think fast: There’s an electric train traveling south. The wind is from the north-west. In which direction would the smoke from the train be blowing?
Answer: ¡ǝʞoɯs ou sɐɥ uıɐɹʇ ɔıɹʇɔǝlǝ uɐ

Well, did you have fun hanging from the ceiling? A nice tool to fool with, that http://www.revfad.com/flip.html, ˙ʇuoɟ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ʞɹoʍ ʇ’usǝop ʇı ɥƃnoɥʇ

Grammar Guru: will/going to

Further in my collection of posts you won’t find in a coursebook, and nastiness we could do without (if it weren’t funny): I’ve just finished writing a quiz on using future tenses, and have saved the most sexually incorrect joke I could find for you.

“You’re ugly.”
“And you’re drunk.”
“Yes, but in the morning I ________ (be) sober.”

What do you think, is it also incorrect in terms of gender? I mean, the drunk person could be a woman.

K is for knock

First on my “K” list is “knowledge”. But I’m afraid I’ve overdosed on clever quotes and clichés for the next decade or so. Go someplace else if you want to talk about knowledge.

Knock, on the other hand, is a great word. In English we knock on wood for good luck (how about you? and what do you say?). We girls have knockers, which is a good thing, though you might not get the best response when you say “You have nice knockers”. We can get knocked up, which means it’s unexpected, but having babies is clearly also a good thing. So, you see, knock is not always a polite word. You should, however, always knock on the bathroom door before you go in, or else you might knock over whoever is standing behind it. And she’s spending hours in the bath? Don’t knock it, because when she’s done she’ll be a knock-out.

I should really knock off telling dumb jokes, but I’m going to torture you with this one:

He: “Knock, knock!”
She: “Who’s there?
He: “Keith!
She: “Keith who?
He: “Keith me, thweetheart!”

And this is for Ana: Sometimes we get knocked down, but then God challenges us to pick ourselves up again. And we do! Please leave Ana a comment supporting her cause to get the cancer therapy she is requesting here.