I, like, totally stole this from Spotlight.
“Barack wants to focus on new technologies to cut foreign-oil dependency (Abhängigkeit), and McCain wants offshore drilling (Ölförderung in Küstengewässern). Well, why don’t we do a hybrid (Mischform) of both candidates’ ideas? We can do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight (Aufsicht), while creating tax incentives (Steuervergünstigung) to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way, the offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in (anlaufen), which will then create new jobs and energy independence (Unabhängigkeit). Energy crisis solved.”
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